Truths

Lauren says that she knows that the following can be counted on:

You die.
You pay taxes.
Gay men love cocaine.

This was proven tonight at RAIN, a gay bar we went to watch the season premier of The L Word, where a nice young gay men approached us and asked if we knew where he could find any cocaine. After he got a safe distance away Lauren and I lost our shit and nearly laughed until we cried, because Lauren has always stood by these truths.