Goodness, me!

I want one of theese with a cameo center!

Uterus Pin

Attention, Holiday Shoppers: We Have Fisticuffs in Aisle 2

By MICHAEL BARBARO
New York Times (online)
November 25, 2006

'the two operated under strict instructions: “Once we get started,” Ms. Brooker said, “no one’s allowed to eat, drink or go to the bathroom until we are done.” '

Can I please get rich now?

Because I really want everything here, here, and here. The dress I want most is nearly $500. Oh, my heart aches for new, over-priced, and oh-so-fashionable clothes. My cardigan and flats are getting old. And maybe I don't have my own place for all that table setting stuff, but when I do, whatever will I serve on if I don't have a fondant serving platter?