Can I please get rich now?

Because I really want everything here, here, and here. The dress I want most is nearly $500. Oh, my heart aches for new, over-priced, and oh-so-fashionable clothes. My cardigan and flats are getting old. And maybe I don't have my own place for all that table setting stuff, but when I do, whatever will I serve on if I don't have a fondant serving platter?