Beauty AND Brains

Yesterday I hit myself in the face with a stall door at the horse farm. I wasn't paying attention as I closed it and it passed my cheek just so, then hit me square in the nose. Then my eyes welled up and I felt like vomiting. Today I have an awesome bruise just where my glasses rest. At least I'm not trying to explain how I got a black eye.

 This is second in awesomeness only to the time I stapled my own finger with a staple gun.