Because sometimes I'm not as smart as I think I am:

I had to wait for an hour today at Walgreens for my Rx to be ready. I wandered and wandered. Picked up a magazine and some Dots! I know that they do not include the exclaimation point, but I was really into the idea of some Dots. When I FINALLY got into the truck I ripped into my Dots and popped a couple into my mouth. Only to experience excruciating pain. Had I forgotten? Earlier today I went back to the doctor because along the sides of my face and throat I am swollen and sore to the touch. This includes a very stiff and sore jaw.

Chewy candy anyone?

I am a dumbass.