And for dessert, Pineapple

(or, I wear my sunglasses at night, so I don't, so I don't - vomit.)

Oh, Headache! I didn't expect to have you around today - you hung out pretty late last night.

"..."

Right, I guess 2:45 am isn't so late for you. Headaches don't have to be up early for class, do they? Oh well. So, did you enjoy coming to dinner with me and Casey? I wasn't sure how you felt about Korean food.

"..."

No, no, I wouldn't call it imposing, that's such a negative term! How about... "cock block?" I think it suits you.
Gee, I hope you don't mind that I have taken extensive measures to get you to BACK THE FUCK OFF.