Daydream Delegation

In one of my jobs, I am the person who is delegated tasks - send an email, update a spreadsheet, etc. I could really use that here at home tonight: "Load the dishwasher and make some of those vegan pumpkin muffins so that the kids have something decent to eat in the morning. Cut out this sewing project so that I can get to the fun part. Fold the laundry so that I have something to wear tomorrow."

The kids are very likely not getting muffins in the morning.

I am probably not loading the dishwasher until breakfast.

I'm not even working on a sewing project for me tonight.

Oh well.