Would Everyone Please Bow Their Heads?

(But keep your eyes on the screen and follow along with me.)

Oh, celestial powers that be,
Who rein over all admissions at the University of Texas,
Take pity on The Q now.

Guide her through the hands of the committee and grant her acceptance.

Even though her application is 13 days late (through no fault of her own).

In your non-denominational name we pray:
PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE!