My Narcoleptic Life

This is the best Narc-out yet. I am thoroughly embarrassed.

I woke up this morning at Mr. Adventure's, laying the wrong direction on his bed, all of the lights were on and he was next to me. We were both still fully clothed but I was missing one earring. I had a surging "WHERE AM I WHAT HAPPENED?!?" moment, until I realized where I was.

Last night I was drunk and I tend to fall asleep suddenly when I am drunk. So, Mr. Adventure and I had been in his room. We smoked a cigarette, and were laying on his bed talking, kissing - all that fun stuff. I remember having straddled him because I remember looking down at him while we were talking. According to him, he was rubbing my back and I Narced-out ON TOP OF HIM. And I wouldn't wake up, and thus had to be pushed off sometime later when he realized that I wasn't going to wake up, and he wasn't going to be able to sleep with my dead weight on top of him, crushing his rib cage.

There is only one Narc-out situation that I can think of that would be worse in a relationship setting. God help me if that ever happens.

So, I need to feel better. What's the most embarrassing early relationship story you've got?