One of My Least Favorite People
Time to talk about the security guard again!
I realized what it is about him that REALLY bothers me. He has to constantly make some sort of noise. Even though I cannot hear the phone ring from across the lobby I can hear him drinking. He slurps louder than the phone rings! Also he really likes this little joke he says every time he comes in from his outside rounds: "Well, the parking lots are all there." It was clever and funny three months ago.
Only one more thing - He laughs like Whinnie the Pooh. I don't even like the laugh on Pooh himself.
Ok, ONE MORE THING. He just did that I'm-going-to-tell-you-things-you-could-probably-observe trick and said the following: "Let me go to the restroom, then I am going to unlock the fitness center then I'll be back and then I'll take the papers."
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