Free Will Astrology

for the week of June 11-17
by Rob Brenzsny

(courtesy of the Austin Chronicle)

GeminiMay 21 - June 20
From an astrological perspective, last January wasn't an ideal time to make New Year's resolutions. I'd be surprised if you kept any of the promises you made back then. On the other hand, now is a perfect moment to make New-Years type resolutions. Here are a few free samples to inspire you. 1) "I resolve to seek out conversations that are so intense and interesting that I lose track of time." 2) "While in the throes of road rage, I resolve to howl like a wolf." 3) "I resolve to unashamedly pray for cash, enjoy how messy my room is, and sing loudly with the muzak in public places."