Free Will Astrology

for the week of May 21-27
by Rob Brenzsny

(courtesy of the Austin Chronicle)

GeminiMay 21 - June 20
I lead a group called the Prayer Warriors. We petition God on behalf of people who need help in summoning devine intervention. Here's ther prayer we'll be saying for your tribe in the coming months. Dear God: We beseech you to give a big, beautiful home to all Geminis who want one. If they aren't allowed to have that for karmic reasons, please grant them a comfortable apartment with no obnoxious roommates. If you can't manage that, bless them with a trailer that's free of mildew. If that's impossible, bestow on them a tent that doesn't leak and a cheap place to pitch it. If that's too much to ask let them have their own tree house in a forest that's not too dark and scary. And if all that's out of the question, please at least help them feel at home in the world where ever they are.